My sec 1 tuition kid dropped his iphone4 into the toilet bowl. So, the next rational, logical, sensible and obvious thing to do was to press “Flush” and watch the phone disappear up the pipes.
Then AFTER flushing, he told his parents what happened, probably thinking that they would just get him a new phone and everyone would live happily ever after.
(I said you should have told them BEFORE you pressed that damned button)
To his dismay, his good mother said, “GOOD. Now you no phone to use.”
The next day, he found his phone swimming merrily in the toilet bowl again. Apparently didn’t make it up the pipes…