I have two friends, A and B.
Below are two examples of the kind of conversations we have.
setting: (walking along some random place)
A (out of the blue): My weapon is armor piercing one.
B: Wah, so deadly…long range+armor piercing some more.
(setting: at fast food restaurant)
A: Why are you using your hands to eat the burger? Don’t they wrap it in paper so you don’t have to dirty your hands?
B: I want to get more intimate with the burger.
me and A: …
B: (continues) I am going to become one with the burger.
(later on, eating a piece of fried chicken – using his hands also)
B: I like to get intimate with chickens.
me and B: (changes to another table)
A and B and I make an awesome threeso- I mean foursome, including B’s tummy.