So I went to buy a pacifier at NTUC last friday…
yes there’s nothing wrong with your eyes. I bought a pacifier…
And the cashier was giving me weird looks the whole time.
I was putting on my best this-is-for-my-nonexistent-nephew look.
She was giving me her I-dont-believe-you look.
Maybe she thought I was a teenage dad..
But number 1, I’m not a dad yet.
Number 2, I’m unfortunately not ‘teenage’ anymore.
And no, I don’t have a pacifier fetish.
the question remains..what did I buy it for? Heh.