So I went to buy a pacifier at NTUC last friday…

yes there’s nothing wrong with your eyes. I bought a pacifier…

And the cashier was giving me weird looks the whole time.

I was putting on my best this-is-for-my-nonexistent-nephew look.

She was giving me her I-dont-believe-you look.

Maybe she thought I was a teenage dad..

But number 1, I’m not a dad yet.

Number 2, I’m unfortunately not ‘teenage’ anymore.

And no, I don’t have a pacifier fetish.

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So…

the question remains..what did I buy it for? Heh.