Having been a student for 16 years now..I’ve taken my fair share of tests and exams. I’ve occasionally thought of some cheeky responses to some questions, but not as brilliant as the ones I’m going to show you. (I never had enough courage to write them anyway)
And having said all that, I now proudly present to you, by no order of merit, the top 10 funniest test responses.
Credit goes to this webbie.
I disliked physics in secondary school, as I thought it was quite boring. I love chemistry though. If you’ve taken either subject, I’m sure you have come across such a graph at some point of your life. So here’s how to describe the graph:
Well, you can’t really fault the student can you? After all the axes are part of the graph.
Well..this student probably hated chemistry (or the chemistry teacher). And probably watched too much TV.
As if that wasn’t enough, here’s part two.
This one watched too much of a movie in particular…
This one has a fertile imagination.
The teacher is obviously not a gamer…
This student probably took “learning by observation” a bit too literally:
This reminds me of the ‘elephant in the fridge’ joke. In both cases the elephant came out of nowhere.
Remember when I started I said the list was not in order of merit? Well guess what I lied. I saved the best for the last. The following three are related to
my favourite subject Mathematics GODDAMMIT I HATE MATHS
I hated maths since primary school, and my dislike for it soared to new heights in JC. Whenever I did my maths homework, I felt like I had to destroy something, and I don’t like the idea of tearing my hair out coz I want to keep my hair, thank you very much. Why didn’t I think of this (for maximum enjoyment please scroll down sloooooowly):
Algebra has started torturing me at the youthful age of 13, and thankfully I am now free of its malicious grip (ironically I voluntarily stray near it again by tutoring math). Now maybe I should teach my tutee what Peter has done:
If you were observant enough you might have noticed that I started the list off with number two and not one. This is because this below is too epic not to be number One. I mean it! I burst out laughing when I saw this. Here’s to almost 16 years of being tortured by maths and algebra!
And I am reminded of the TV show “Kids Say the Darndest Things“.