十大谎言

1. 同学: 我沒念啊,不知道为何考这么高?

2. 來宾:大家好,我只简单讲两句…

3. 老板: 我不会忘记你的贡献。

4. 职员: 明天我就不干了。

5. 商人: 亏本大拍卖,只到今天!

6. 明星: 我们只是朋友。

7. 男孩: 乖,不会痛的。

8. 女孩: 这是我的第一次。

9. 父母: 我帮你把红包存起来了。

1 0. 欧巴桑: 帅哥…

Saw this on FB, from http://sayitloud.love2funnyshare.com/view/4c8f2fe39c0a8. Decided to translate it because I’m too free during my translation tutorial.

Ten Greatest Lies

1. Student: I never study leh, don’t know why score so high…

2. Emcee: Our guest-of-honour will now say a few words.

3. Boss: I will not forget your contribution to the company.

4. Employee: I will quit tomorrow!

5. Merchant: Selling below cost, last day already!

6. Celebrity: We’re just friends.

7. Boy: Relax, it won’t hurt.

8. Girl: It’s my first time.

9. Parents: We’ve put your angbao money in the bank already.

10. Aunty: Hey handsome…